Transfer Military Funding to Stimulus Funding
Mr. Trump has ordered an end to stimulus negotiations, the military chieftains are in quarantine with untold numbers of the military out of action, it would be a big help to transfer military funding to the Treasury for disbursement in economic aid, following the example of using military funding to build the political wall along the Mexico border.
This would make sense to recognize Covid as an immediate and urgent national security threat greater than any other foreign incursion. The underutilized and over-appropriated military has shown it can effortlessly taxi POTUS to the hospital and back, rapidly construct a hospital in New York City, police DC and nationwide protests, fly the Commander in Chief to golf courses and rallies, tend to his poor health, dose him with pleasurable drugs and white lie about it as ordered without charging a penny for the service.
A few hundred billion for brokeback civilians would hardly inconvenience those who are constitutionally bound to serve the citizenry, and if all goes well, quite a few will be pinned medals and unit insignia, even, who knows, a sort of healthy parade down Penn Ave.
Unless the Good Lord Bird sweeps down to airlift POTUS to a greatest genius reward, then a horse-drawn catafalque will lead the macarenaing troops.