Remote Enriching Job Villainy
Reinventing Workers for the Post-Covid Economy
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/01/business/economy/workers-jobs-training.html
Remote working, learning, loving, pleading, yearning, dreading, hiding, spying, annoying, complaining, tweeting, even dying, certainly has boosted the business and hiring by providers of computer, wi-fi, cellular, security services.
Jobs have upticked there although the wages are said to be the worst, bosses are beyond evil, abuse is endemic, alcohol and drugs necessary to endure maltreatment, paychecks bounce, health is ignored, burn-out and turn-over is high.
Despair not, rainbows with pots of gold at their end have arisen with the prefix of "cyber" to any job title and product, doubling and tripling and beyond salaries and stock holdings, so order up a resume with that on the cover and watch your bitcoin flower, call-backs to hire you incessant.
Platinum income, though, is produced by specializing in malware, ransomware, securityware, spyware, invest-life-savings-ware, Medicare-Advantage-ware, protection-from-Covid-ware, send-donations-to-scurrilous-politicians-ware, and lots more not-to-be-publicized-here-ware, just-trust-me-dont-trust-them-ware.
Best, though, blood diamond wealth can be had by obtaining a stupendous government handout to biz-and-law-school sharks wise in the way of cheating, stretching the law beyond illegality, donating a bit of largesse to legislators, wheedling deals with blind-to-avarice-banks and offshore vaults of gelt.
For ultimate success, as your first three marriage partners futilely demanded and dumped you, is to - hold on, who are you?