Is Mask-Slipping the New Manspreading?
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/well/mind/masks-men-manspreading.html
Watching the military bands parade and play at the inauguration it was shocking to see wind instrument players with masks below their pieholes and spewing aerosols and droplets across the sacred grounds of the Capitol.
Nobody then or now, there or here, screamed insults in horror at the terrifying military assault on the freezing and trapped dignitaries,many of whom well past the age of greatest virus vulnerability.
Then the instrumented tootling spreaders and their now infected and spreader victims sashayed up Penn Avenue, with god's grace limiting bystanders to the few times the new POTUS rushed to the sidelines to violate social distance with journalists, kids, parents, USSS agents, Metro cops, photogs, pets, a couple of rats hoping to grab a nut and were doused with exterminating slobber dripping from over-ripe facials.
Two weeks, if not sooner, there will be a cluster bandsplaining the national capital White House to Arlington to Pentagon to Walter Reed to Quantico to USSS home base to the Beasts garages.
Insurrection sad piffle, only 5 were sacrificed, this virus broadcasting festival will likely be memorialized in a young woman's poem about who would have thunk such mortal malpractice could happen under Dr. Biden's fully-masked watch abjectly overlooked by media truckloads spewing gloriously sanitized imagery around the blue orb.
That's it, that's the PDB.
You are so funny.
Hilarious #man