God Monotheizes: Stop the Steal
How Misinformation ‘Superspreaders’ Seed False Election Theories
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/23/technology/election-misinformation-facebook-twitter.html
Innumeracy is so widespread (asserts the numerates) that these numbers are just static to enlarge the charges to advertisers (so skeptical are ad buyers).
Recall the ancient hypernumerancy of a time so long that if an eagle removed a single grain of sand from all the deserts and beaches on earth after a circling the globe, that is the duration of needed to cancel just one of an infinity of sins.
Of course, honey, as I have repeated to you endlessly, during this exhausting sermon sinners were sound asleep snoring like the first steam engine emitting coal carbon in ye olde English greenswards to originate the industrial revolution and, of course, sweethearts gorging on cheese and macaroni for Thanksgiving, climate change.
What, you shout, climate change is timeless, the very universe was blasted into existence by heavenly climate rejiggling from a sand grain sized itty bitty to an unimaginable. still blowing apart into subatomic sized dust motes, star burst, just watch PBS for the simulation and shrink into giggling mass of extra mayo.
"Stop the steal," has hollered every new theology of storefront (okay, desert wandering) messiah clamoring up and down dunes as the eternally tireless eagle circles our subelectron dust mote tick-tocking eternity flap by flap, while we sonorously dream of french fries and crispy chicken after a few ever multiplying sins are sneezed through our Covid masks.