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Did an Alien Life-Form Do a Drive-By of Our Solar System in 2017?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/26/books/review/extraterrestrial-avi-loeb.html

Outer space aliens provide balm to frenzied earthlings rasped abrasively by paleolithic calamities of earth, wind and fire, racing hither and yon from giant wide-mouthed lizards and teeny vermin itchily climbing aback uptop mountains aflame with brimstone.

Eons later angels on pinheads turbaned freezing ice-burghers fleeing the temp dropping polarizing flows, bumping up against equatorial hearths to originate religion's heartlifting deliverance from violent sandstorms and catastrophic swarms of locusts gobbling everything stinking of captivating BO, even in mangers swaddling tasty holy baby back ribs.

Jump to now, a fly-by aficionado stogie shark jumping terra firma grants credence to early, mid and late UFO belovers who received first alerts of what was coming, Encounters of the Third Kind precursed by brain niggles before dope was invented by Toltecs to seduce pre-EU norte americanos into Tim Leary landscapes precursing Tim Berners-Lee webscapes.

Now it is known that not Al Gore injected the internet into our innards but the hurtling cigar emitting now-identified flying malware ordering a riot on the US Capitol, stumble-bumbling Capitol Police, stalling National Guard arrival, arousing the mob, scaring bejesus of the cowing solons, exhilirating the Orange Object by insurrecting his Melania prowess putdown I Don't Really Care Do You?